| | Dear idiot drivers,
Here are a few common sense rules that you clearly missed while you had your head stuck up you arse.
1. TURNING SIGNALS.You are to use them. They don't put them in your car for looks or only for really getting into the feel of your techo music. When you are turning right use the RIGHT blinker and while turning left use the LEFT blinker-- no exceptions. I know it is difficult to lift your hand no more than 5 inches and burn a few calories but do it anyway. Turning signals were not made for you they were made to let other drivers know your intentions before you are a jerk and cut them off. So be less selfish and use them.
2. TWO LANE ROADS. If you are goinging to be slow that is fine, but stay in the right hand lane. If you are going to pass do so and so it quickly, do not linger beside the person in the right lane that's rude. If you are comming up on a slow person and wish to pass check to make sure the person coming up on the left is not going ten times faster than you. If you are one of those a holes who go 90 in a 60 if someone is ginuinely passing on the left don't be childish and tailgate-- be curtious of their wishes to not put everyone on the road in danger unlike you.
3. STOP SIGNS. Really is it hard to pay attention? If other people are there first let them go. Stop completely-- you can get tickets for not doing so ya know?-- because half arse stops don't count. And really would you mind looking around once you stop just because you think you got there first does not mean you did.
4. MIDDLE FINGERS. If you are getting one you are probably being a dick head, so you should probably reevaluate your driving skills and fix it. And if you are getting one... you probably deserve it.
Love always,
Kaitlyn
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| | Posted 1/16/2009 7:57 PM - 5 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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